This is a story that suddenly opened my mind when I saw a meme. The content is from ancient times, so it may not be consistent with the meme, but I will try my best to look like the character in the meme. It's so cute.
Original story: I just met a man with a white vest, tiger tattoos on his arms, and a cigarette in his mouth. He was talking on the phone and suddenly yelled: "I'll kill you." It scared me to death. He rolled his eyes at me and continued to shout on the phone, "Fuck you, I've already made pork bone soup and braised goose and you're working overtime!..." Then I realized that he was holding a few bags of vegetables in his other hand, and suddenly I felt a little cute.