Boring Anecdotes

Dear readers, please bring your own drinks. Lots of laughs in the text Potato chips please ensure high-performance crunch! (Words from the unscrupulous and unreliable author) This is how things should start. [Friends] Pipa string recalls Zhaojun: I am a boy, sister (squinting) [Friend] The little fox of Sora Sang's family: Well, I know you are a man who looks very weak when you step on the clouds, sister. [Team] Lingluo: It's okay. It's the first time I see such a determined Xiaobai. I just thought it was fun to help. You don't need to thank me. [Team] The little fox of the Kongsang family: ... I thank you... [Friend] The little fox of the Kongsang family: You are my uncle, right... [Friend] Yan Luan Shaohua: ... Ahem, little fox, please believe that I am definitely your master uncle who is so handsome and popular among thousands of women who hate you! However, since your master has chosen you as the target today, you must shoulder this important responsibility! [Friend] The little fox of Sora Sang's family: ... Get out! [Friend] Yan Lian Shaohua: Gulu... And then... With just one glance, he saw the person he had been waiting for a long time. In just one step, he was the person who came back to her heart. [Team] Lingluo: ... There is indeed something wrong with your brain... [Team] Tao Zhiyaoyao: (explosion) You have a brain problem! You have brain problems all over your body! [Force Member] Tao Zhiyaoyao: Come back! Didn't you come enough last night? [Team] Lingluo: How come I never remember what I did to you last night? [Team] Tao Zhiyaoyao: ... I'm sorry, please pretend that I didn't say anything just now... [Team] Lingluo: I'm not blind yet. So... [Team] Tao Zhiyaoyao: (crazy) I'll leave you, a villain! Go to hell you! (Turn over the table) [Team] Lingluo: Well, if you are a woman, then I am a villain. Let's die together. …