Ask "What are your thoughts on 'death'?"
Uchiha Madara "I will definitely save you Hashirama!"
Senju Hashirama "Forget it, just let me go in peace..."
Jiraiya "I'm sorry I can't keep my promise, stinky snake..."
Orochimaru "Even if I am sealed, I will definitely find you with my own body, so don't break the contract with me, Jiraiya, we haven't received the marriage certificate yet!... Uchiha Itachi and Nagato, you guys are waiting, you will be punished for breaking the CP!"
Namikaze Minato "... Kushina, are you willing to die with me?"
Uzumaki Kushina "... I'm sorry, son, but I really love your father more... But I made an agreement with Mikoto, Sauna will definitely HE!"
Kakashi "I..."
Uchiha Obito "You don't need to say anything. Let's get the certificate quickly before AB asks me to get the lunch..."
Mekage "... Hey, I'm obviously the protagonist, why is it my turn last!"
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As an author who loves Danmei, I solemnly swear:
This article includes Uchiha Madara x Senju Hashirama's prison-forbidden play, Orochimaru x Jiraiya's kiss, Kakashi x Namami Feng Shuimen's 1-8-forbidden play (get out!), And Saunaru's... CP will not be reversed until it is dismantled (?), Moral integrity will fall all over the floor, please be careful when squatting.
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Finally:
Seriously you will lose.