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"Hey!"
"..."
He frowned and kicked the chair nearby to make a sound, but the person being called still didn't give any response. He couldn't help but cursed: "I called you, you are a dead person?!"
Hearing this, the man in front finally looked back and responded very calmly: "No, you are the dead one."
"Why are you looking at me?"
The person in front of him was watching him solemnly as he picked up the eggplant and put it in his mouth, and said very solemnly: "I hate eggplant."
She rolled her eyes at him angrily, bit the eggplant directly into her mouth, and said while chewing, "You don't like to have nothing to do with me?"
"I am you. You are me."
Hearing this, the man who was eating happily glanced at him with disdain, and the disdain in that glance was completely silent.
"..."
Staring at someone lying on the bed with his legs crossed and reading comics, he endured it again and again, and finally couldn't help but say: "You are wasting your life."
For a long time, the man on the bed said casually while turning the pages: "You are going to die anyway. I am enjoying life."
"..." After enduring it, he still couldn't bear it anymore, "You will definitely regret it until you die!"
It was another long time before I heard the man say lazily: "Well, you'll know after you take a look."
"..."