My name is Long Aozhe, and I have a brother named Long Aotian.
Damn, what a malicious way of naming this (╯-_-)╯┴─┴Mom, are you really our biological mother?
Mother (crouching to draw the teleportation array): "Uh-huh-huh..."
Brother (sad): "Brother, I am going to save the world and take good care of our mother..."
"..." = Mouth =
Qiaodu sack! Are you serious?
"This woman is too dangerous, she must be killed!"
Brother (deeply): "She is my woman, I can't kill her."
"... Brother, you are only 13 years old this year..."