"Hero, come join our sect. "Begging, Three of Swords and Three's Emerging Ways to Make Money", "Secret Techniques to Earn 3,000 Gold in Three Minutes", "How to Successfully Strike Up Chats in the Main City", etc. These are all secrets that are not passed down to anyone else in our sect. I guarantee that after you learn them, you will be able to travel around the world like no one else. How about it, hero, think about it?"
"Stay away"
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"Disciple, do you lack money, someone to guide you, do you lack equipment, do you lack double experience balls, do you lack Yuan Dan, do you lack snacks, do you lack love?"
"... Stay away"
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This is a master-disciple article that is funny (maybe), light-hearted (maybe), well-conceived (huh?), And rigorous (groove?).