"Hey, have you always had a crush on me?"
"Don't be stupid."
"If you don't have a crush on me, just write the title of the book with my name."
"Where's your name?"
"It's obviously my name!"
"Don't... Um..."
Is this the story between an awkward gong and an awkward shou?
In short, people who can't write copy or headlines…are really…incompetent…