The author has no writing experience at all (except for the nine-year compulsory education examination essay). He only hopes that the article can make readers smile.
Dialogue version
Su Weiran: "You are not a human being."
Jiang Qi: "Yeah."
Su Weiran: "You are perverted."
Jiang Qi: "Yeah."
Su Weiran: "Take your hands away."
Jiang Qi: "Huh? No more scolding? Let's do it again."
Su Weiran: "Yeah, selling discs!~~~"
Serious version
Su Weiran met Jiang Qi at the age of six, fell in love with Jiang Qi at the age of twelve, fell in love with Jiang Qi at the age of sixteen, and decided to pursue Jiang Qi at the age of eighteen.
Jiang Qi met Su Weiran at the age of seven, became impatient at the age of eight, became accustomed to Su Weiran at the age of nine, and began to ignore Su Weiran at the age of ten, but he never knew when he would be unable to live without Su Weiran.