Literary version:
Yan, Jin, and Yu are all beautiful jade.
Their love is not vigorous and vigorous, but only a steady stream, as pure and flawless as beautiful jade. The years are quiet and peaceful, and this world is stable, nothing more than that.
It was only after many years that I realized that love had already penetrated deeply into my bones.
Happy version:
——Thirty seconds of free statement time.
——I can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, warm the bed, squeeze shoulders, beat a boxing champion, scold a gangster, have a heart as sinister as sesame seeds, and a face as thick as a city wall. I am definitely a good husband with three obediences and four virtues in the new century.
——But recruit a mistress.
——Then, then I will find a place where there is no San'er to live in seclusion with you.
Mu Yan's rules for loving his wife:
Article 1: My wife is heaven, my wife is earth, and my wife is always right.
Article 2: If your wife is at fault, please refer to Article 1.
Article 3: When you agree with your wife, listen to yourself; when you disagree with your wife, listen to your wife.
This is a happy little white article wrapped in the guise of sex. Peach Blossom Man (Loyal Dog) VS Indifferent Woman (Ostrich Foodie). No abuse and no misunderstanding.