Campus Edition
"I have always made a distinction between public and private matters." Zhong Ding put the book in his hand back on the bookshelf.
"You are disrespectful as a teacher."
"Is it right for you to skip class?"
"That's right, I have diarrhea..." Chi Huo said softly.
"Humph, this reason for skipping class is too old. Can't you be more innovative?"
"You..." Chi Huotong pointed at him with a red face, unable to say a complete sentence. In his mind, Little Foodie No. 1 Took out a rope and wanted to tie up the man in front of him, then strip naked and drag him out in a parade, and let the eggs smash him to death.
"I heard that you are still an assistant?"
Zhong Ding looked at her with an appraising eye for a long time, and Chi Huo's face turned even redder, "I have inner beauty!"
Zhong Ding sneered, "You are beautiful inside. If you are an A-cup, do you want to use a breast pad?"
Entertainment Edition
"What's wrong?" The boss asked calmly, sitting on the sofa leisurely.
"I want a divorce!"
"Oh."
The foodie squinted his eyes and saw him drinking coffee with a natural expression, without explanation or panic. He felt even more angry and slammed the laptop, "I don't want a divorce!"
"Oh?" The boss suddenly became interested and stared at her with two bright black eyes.
"I want to raise a pretty boy!"
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My Weibo:
It's been two years so fast. Thank you to everyone who loves snacks.
Still thinking of new articles——a bit lazy digger
It's been two years, it's time for Zhong Ming and Zhao Linglan to come back, right?
Conception: