True copywriting (luan) (xie) (de):
Master Yu Heng: Ah Jiu, will you learn from my sword master someday and take you to the town to steal wine?
Jiujin was overjoyed: Master is wise! Master is mighty!
Not long after they returned home from stealing wine, the two of them smelled of alcohol, and the incident happened.
Uncle Master: Who took the lead?
Master Yuheng pinched Jiujin who was kneeling behind him.
Jiujin burst into tears instantly: Ah! It's me! I begged Master to take me there!
Uncle Master was unmoved: Yu Heng had already accepted his disciples but was still so stubborn, so he went to the temple and knelt for two hours, so there was no need to eat today's dinner.
Master Yuheng: ...(TAT! This, this is not scientific!)
PS: This is the biography of Taohe, not the biography of walnuts! [I accidentally typed a typo on the cover and ignored it]
Also, I'm very cheating. I usually only find bugs in the article after I publish the chapter... So, I guess minor repairs and the like will happen frequently_(:з∠)_
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