"Hello, may I ask who you are -"
"Yes, I am! Do you need any services? Divination and fortune-telling, tried and true, cure for all diseases, infertility..."
"Sorry, I made the wrong number."
"Hey, don't hang up, don't hang up. How about we talk about it again? It's really not free?"
Yes, I am a goddess! Bah, actually I prefer others to call me - Master Witch!