When I was a teenager
Elion Brandon: [Examination] Are you the legendary Severus Snape? Well, it is indeed very beautiful. . . Nice to meet you
Severus Snape: [Raising eyebrows] Are Ravenclaw bookworm ladies always enthusiastic about the opposite sex?
Elion Brandon: [Speechless]. . . . . .
Youth
Elion Brandon: [wry smile] Severus, we are all old, aren't we? I need a husband, what about you?
Severus Snape: [frowns] Next Monday at 10 a. M., Blanton Manor.
Middle age
Elion Brandon: [Confession] I have always believed that there is no one in this world that I cannot live without. However, there is always that one person who you know better than yourself. You get used to having his traces and flavor in your life. He will become a presence in your heart that you can no longer let go of, can't live without, or can't let go of. Severus Snape, I love you!
Severus Snape: [Rejoiced]. . . Miss Slow finally evolves from the troll.
Elion Brandon: [Angry]! ! ! ! ! !
Simple copy: This is the story of a dull young woman who confessed her love to a sultry young man after many years of marriage. . . .