First paragraph:
"Who are you?" Zhuo Qian asked. Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows, "Who am I?" Zhuo Qian forbeared, "Who are you?!" Xiao Yi was helpless, "Who am I?" Zhuo Qian ran away, "Who are you? Are you going to say it or not?!" Xiao Yi helplessly shook his head, "Even I don't know who it is. It seems that I have failed as a husband..."
Second paragraph:
One night, Erqian was lying on the bed. Suddenly complaining, "I feel like I'm such a failure~" Xiao Yi looked at Mou Qian and said, "Why did you fail?" Mou Erqian continued to sigh, "No matter where you are, you are a failure..." Xiao Yi glanced calmly, "Oh? Where?" Are you a failure in everything?" Erqian said again: Well, no matter it is reality or a game╮(╯_╰)╭" Xiao Yi lowered his head and smiled, "Actually, there is one more thing that you won't be a failure..." Erqian asked stupidly, "Where?" "Xiao Yi touched her head and smiled: Be good~ You will know later..." This article is purely for fun~