On their wedding night, a certain woman committed adultery, and a certain man gave her a letter of divorce.
A certain man: You stinky woman, how dare you trick me into clapping!
A certain woman: What did the general say? The entire people of Ding'an City can testify. Did you divorce me in the first place?
On a certain day in a certain year, a certain man discovered that a certain woman was a beautiful peach blossom.
A certain man: How can there be a woman like you in the world? She is simply a scum.
A certain woman: Scum, can a scum enjoy it as much as I do? The so-called money is in the pocket, and the beautiful man falls into the trap, hugging him left and right, raising and lowering his hands, this is a blessing.
A certain man: Be careful with flowers and willows.
A certain woman: How come the general's words are so sour? Could it be that the general also wants to hug me?
A certain man: Rogue!
On a certain day in a certain year, a certain sultry man found that he could not help but fall in love with a certain girl.
A certain man: Dad, I want to marry again.
A certain man's father: Mo'er, you finally figured it out. Can you tell me whose daughter you are?
A certain man: It's Jin Xiaonai!
A certain man's father: Damn it, that woman committed adultery on her wedding night, and now she's working in the largest brothel in the capital. How dare you marry her!
A certain man: Mo'er won't marry her!
On a certain day of a certain year, a certain man became jealous and brazenly claimed that he was the husband of a certain woman.
A certain woman: General, he must have eaten too much meat. He always thinks about eating swans. If you want to marry this rich man, let's do it in the next life. No, it won't be your turn in the next life. You'd better give up on this idea as soon as possible.