Who am I, you ask?
My reputation is so great.
Have you heard of Yang Jian?
What? No? You are such an ignorant villain.
Then you should have read The Legend of the Gods, Journey to the West, and the Lotus Lantern.
Have you seen it? Just watch it...
I'm telling you, I'm afraid you'll be scared.
Stand firm.
I am
The invincible Qingyuan Miao Dao True Monarch, the Manifesting Little Saint, the Heavenly Justice God Yang Jian, Yang Erlang God... The gun in his hand