A certain woman was curiously grabbing a rectangular box and looking at it, still muttering: "Love-free poisonous mushrooms? What is this?" She grabbed the box and studied it carefully, and saw that it said "Thin as a cicada's wings..." On it. The more she looked down, the more something was wrong. A certain woman suddenly realized that, wow, isn't this the legendary raincoat of a boy's younger brother?! She was so coquettish. It was hot and red, and I threw the box back on the shelf. I looked up and looked around. Fortunately, no one was looking here. Just as I was about to put my heart back in my stomach, I caught a glimpse of a man looking at me with a smile.
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A certain woman drew a "renminbi" worth 100 million yuan and threw it to him: "Here, 100 million yuan will buy you peace and happiness in your life. Do you want to do it?" "
A certain man glanced at her: "Thank you, I'm not short of toilet paper. "
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A certain woman was caught cheating by the invigilator. She was very innocent and said: "Teacher, I am just looking for inspiration. "
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A certain man shook his head and recited a poem: "Falling red is not a heartless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers. "
A certain woman shouted: "You are so evil! "
A certain man blinked innocently.
A certain woman hesitated: "Ugh... I am evil! "
A certain man smiled evilly.
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A certain woman narrowed her eyes: "Do you really think that Liu Xiahui is pregnant? "
A certain man stepped back: "Isn't it? "
A certain woman smiled evilly: "That's because he is inhumane! "
A certain man was silent.
A certain woman pounced on her: "I am sick and lustful! "
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