Reduced version: The little sparrow is carrying a kidnapper around to fight the boss, but is pushed by the boss.
Expanded version:
Chrollo: "Skylark is my personal collection."
Skylark: "Herbivores dare to treat me as an object and bite me to death."
Aizen: "The Queen's throne has been reserved for you."
Skylark: "An herbivore dares to mistake me for a woman and bite me to death."
Bai Lan: "Little Skylark is mine~ He has already committed himself to me."
Mysterious man: "No, Skylark's body is in my hands."
Skylark: "It's just a copy, bite it and kill it."
Toshiro: "Hibari, which one is it?"
Skylark: "Don't worry about them, be good and call me brother."
Qi Ya: "Why isn't my eldest brother Skylark?"
Yi Mi: "Archie, what's your dissatisfaction?"
Qi Ya was dragged away silently???
Possible CPs: Byakuran x Hibari, Chrollo x Hibari, Aizen x Hibari, Hisoka x Toshiro, Ilmi x Kiga???
The above is purely personal preference, those who are exposed to lightning should bring a lightning rod.
Conception: