"Hey, Master, our ancestors said: I have to examine my body three times every day, keep my spirit clear, my virtue upright, my heart untainted, I, I don't quite understand."
"Well, it means that we have to think twice every day about what we eat in the morning, lunch, and evening, so that we can ensure long-term health, energy, and good mood."
"Oh, but the ancestral precepts also say: A husband should behave well, and he should not be arrogant and determined, and guard against arrogance and impetuosity. What does this mean?"
"You can only be considered a husband if you have a wife. Do you have a wife?"
"... No"
Bang bang bang, the thick ancestral teachings hit my head, it really hurt!
"Without you, he is not considered a husband. What do you care about his words and deeds?"
"Oh..." He scratched his head with a smile, "But, Master, the ancestral precepts stipulate that you are not allowed to go down the mountain unless your life is in danger. I think that person will not die soon, so why don't you go... The cherries behind the mountain are about to be ripe."
"Evil disciple, evil disciple!" The master's hand was clattering with the ancestral precepts, "How do I teach you on a daily basis? If you don't break it, you can't establish it! Just read the ancestral precepts and don't just follow the trend. Have you forgotten all of this!?"
Laughing and covering his head, the little disciple quickly ran away.
The master looked at the disciple's running back and muttered: "Besides, I accepted a thousand taels of gold to make a deal. If I don't go, someone will level the mountain..."
In fact, this is the story of a young apprentice with a crooked upper beam and a crooked lower beam. He ate and drank with his young wife who was highly skilled in martial arts and flattened several mountains. O(∩_∩)O~