Man: You are going to marry me after all. I decided from the first time I met you.
Woman: You were still a young lady at that time, and I was still a little lolita.
Man: The young lady and the little Loli are so perfect for each other. Anyway, I don't care, I'll trick you into writing you down on my family tree.
This is a story about pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Did the sinister shot abduct the innocent little lolita, or was it shaped by a naughty little lolita?