Spare Tire ①: Kael'thas Sunstrider, the blood elf prince, secretly in love with the goddess Jaina, classic line: "Do you really think I will hand over my fate to a blind, rough, dirty night elf bastard?"
Spare tire ②: Illidan Stormrage, Malfurion's younger brother, secretly in love with the goddess Tyrande, has no... Classic... Lines...
The CP is as above, the attack and resistance are uncertain, and the background is World of Warcraft.
A short spoof with various spoof explanations included. Please do not take it seriously. It is expected to be completed within 1 week.