Jianghu is just for cheating!
He's a talented person, but he's a scoundrel!
"Ming'er, go take a shower quickly."
"You are not allowed to peek!"
"Never peek!!"
…
"My lord, you lied to me again!"
"Ahem, I definitely didn't peek!"
"Obviously there is!"
"My king is looking at this with fairness and justice."
[Thanks to Tea Picture Shop for the cover, meow~]