I have a gay honey, his name is Lu Qi, this damn size zero man, he made me abnormal!
Me: "You know everything about me, you know when I want to eat, when I want to drink water, you greet me with greetings, you treat me with every possible care, but in the end you tell me that you like men?"
Lu Qi: "Gay honeys are so considerate to begin with. Fat girl, you have never seen the world, so you still blame me..."
Well, I can only feel pain and happiness when I have such a good gay honey, but I don't have the courage to tell you, in fact, I am still waiting for you.