Dear, are you depressed? Desperate?
Dear, are you afraid of heights and can't jump from the top of a building? Are you too watery to drown? Are you unable to commit suicide by cutting your pulse because you are bleeding?
All these problems are not problems. Leave your life to me and you can go to work without any worries!
We will be close to your life and give you a fatal blow when you are caught off guard, but please rest assured that we will never kill innocent people indiscriminately. "Die without regrets and die well" is our purpose. We only kill those who sincerely seek death O(∩_∩)O~~
In addition: Our agency also has a psychological comfort function. Even if your real purpose is to seek understanding, comfort or caress, we will accept the order without any additional charges.
For more information, please go to the top of the mountain and shout "I really want to die" (you have to shout three times, dear)
Contact information: Same as above
We will process your request as soon as possible, please be patient.
Thank you for your support, your life is our greatest motivation!