I never understood why classmate HP gave up the smart and beautiful Miss Granger to the sloppy Ron.
Until I met her for the first time.
It was a sunny and windy dusk, and from time to time a few crows flew through the sky, quacking happily.
She was hiding in a black wizard's apprentice robe that was cut inappropriately, and she was grinning ferociously at the air in front of her.
She suddenly grabbed a strange-shaped wand from the void and began to chant before casting the spell:
Aparecium, Levicorpus, Sectumsempra, Diffindo, Incendio, Expulso…
(It suddenly appears, the golden bell hangs upside down, the divine blade disappears, it is torn into pieces, blazing flames, flying sand and rocks...)
One of the Death Eaters who tried to stalk her invisibly died in the line of duty, leaving no ashes.
Oops, she caught me too.
"Eh? There is actually a wild handsome guy here? Humph, you actually dare to ignore me! Sure enough, pretty boys are the most annoying! Avada Kekav..."
"Beauty, spare your life!" I hurriedly released my invisibility, struck a pose with sincerity, and shook my head coolly to reveal HP's most prominent feature. "Don't you think the shape of the scar on my forehead looks familiar?"
"Oh, look at the shape of the scar on your head. It doesn't look like you were pinched by a door, but rather like you were struck by lightning. Could it be that you are... Ah~~~~~~~~~~~my image of a lady~~~~~~~~~Obliviate!"