Emperor: Xiao Guizi, didn't you run away with your family? How come I see you alone, where are your beauties?
Wei Xiaobao: Your Majesty, my loyalty to you is like a torrential river, endless. How could I do such a treasonous thing?
Emperor: Really? Then may I ask you, should I call you Wei Xiangzhu, Xiao Guizi, or Wei Juye? You are awesome. Both the government and the people are prosperous, but only the shopping mall is not involved.
Wei Xiaobao: Your Majesty, I also opened a brothel in Hangzhou. Your Majesty is welcome to inspect it at any time.
Emperor: You. . . He also opened a brothel, so he probably wanted to marry several wives.
Wei Xiaobao: Your Majesty, I deserve to die for my crime. I will never marry again. I just want to guard the golden bird in the Forbidden City and spend the rest of my life holding my golden rice bowl. Please allow me to stay.
Emperor: Once I say this, if I am correct, what if you regret it in the future?
Wei Xiaobao: I have no regrets.