I've never been good at writing copywriting, so I'll give it a try.
Ding Xiaomi, a white-collar worker who was working alone, took out a notebook from her bag when she heard her fiancé's decision to break up. I read softly, "I officially dated you on April 5, 2008. On April 6, I treated you and bought a bowl of Yangchun noodles for a total of 17 yuan. On April 30, your mother fell ill and needed surgery, which I paid for a total of 12,000 yuan. On your birthday on July 4, I bought you a suit for 2,000 yuan. In 2009..."
Half an hour later, "So the total is 95,234 yuan. Because of our friendship, I'll give you a small change, the total is 95,234 yuan. And I haven't used a penny of your money during our relationship, so cash or credit card?"