It is so unreasonable that a stranger robbed me of my first kiss at the wedding! Even if he was robbed, he was actually robbed by a man! He is also a man with flaxen skin, eyes like stars, lips like apricots, and eyebrows like swords, full of masculinity and handsomeness!
Can anyone tell me why such a person with no homosexual tendencies would kiss someone who is extremely upright, looks normal, behaves decently, and more importantly, is about to become a married man?