Sougo: "Let's call a truce. Let's kill that bastard Hijikata together first."
Ming: "Okay, okay, that mayonnaise bastard is even more infuriating no matter how you look at it."
Hijikata: "Asshole, what did I do to make you hate me so much?!"
"Because Hijikata-san is irritating no matter how you look at it, such as mayonnaise or mayonnaise or mayonnaise, so go to hell Hijikata! The throne of deputy chief GET da sei!!!"
Hijikata: "Hey, is it just mayonnaise?!!#"
Kondo: "Haha 14's relationship with Sougo and Naru is really good."
Gintoki: "Huh? Those two brats next to Takushi-kun? They're so troublesome. What's the matter with Gintoki-san? Anyway, those tax thieves haven't done anything serious..."
"You will be fined if you use sensitive words in your speech. Of course, you can only use complimentary words to describe me."
Shinpachi: "What is that ridiculous comment?!"
Kagura: "They are all bastards Aru. All tax thieves should be [beep——] first and then [beep——] Aru."
"Shut up, girl with small breasts and big stomach, I will kill you."