If I travel through time with the skills in the game, does it count as a Mary Sue?
What a horse! OWL failed!
If I still love the disfigured Uncle Snake, is that considered a holy mother?
Shit! Whether Muggles live or die is none of my business!
If I like to climb on Uncle Snake's lap and bask in the sun, am I considered a noob?
Nimei! My skills don't require a magic wand!
This is the story of a girl who can't pretend to be a lolita or a Veela and a disfigured Uncle Snake who falls in love with each other.
PS: This article is biased towards Slytherin. If there is a dark side, it is definitely a personal preference. If there is abuse, it is purely because of the author's convulsions. Sweet articles are guaranteed, try to be funny and have content. This is the first published article. If it breaks, don't shoot me.