I am a dragon bone, also known as the Triangle Overlord Whip.
I am a good plant that loves its owner.
I am a good plant that travels thousands of miles to find and protect its owner.
But... I really want to... I can't protect myself...
"Awww, zombie uncle, please stop chasing me. I'm just a plant. A large group of humans are waiting for you over there. Owww, help me. Uncle, it really doesn't matter if your eyeball falls off~~~~"