Others only say that first love is beautiful
I blame him for being so rotten
"What are you looking at? I'm just taking off my clothes, don't look amazing."
"You are a man and I am a man, we have equal status. One time for you and one time for me, okay?"
"Obviously your head is about the same size as a pig's. Why is there pig brain inside a pig's brain and tofu brain inside yours?"