There was a bandit who carried a big sword on her shoulder, but she repeatedly emphasized that she was a swordsman.
She had two followers, one died because of her, so she vowed to be good to the remaining one, to be extremely good.
Then, when someone came towards her with a red iron, she shamelessly betrayed the man whom she had forced to have sex with her. She comforted herself by saying that this was for the good of her follower and was not considered betrayal.
When everyone accused her, she raised her head, raised her chest, and shook the four ounces of meat on her chest: Damn, it's not easy to be a bandit these days. How can you survive if you don't have to be cheap? Your uncle, I just want to be a cheap man in the world, and I will be a cheap man to the end.
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