Chang Cheng: "Xiao Ming, just tell me what you want to eat!"
Someone pinched his belly and said, "I want to eat you."
Chang Cheng: "... Hello!"
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Qin Ming: "I really want to have sex with you. Who knew you were so strong."
Chang Cheng: "This is impossible."
Qin Ming: "Why, you can't admit it even after eating it? I have evidence!"
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Well, I forgot to mention, this article is Qin Ming x Chang Cheng, not Chang Cheng x Qin Ming~