I, Yunko Watanabe, a naked scumbag... (Okay, my tone suddenly weakened...)
I started to have a crush on Tezuka Kunimitsu two years ago, but to no avail.
The first sentence turned out to be - classmate, you are blocking me. (Shameful.)
I wrote the legendary and sensational "18 Strategies to Hurt the Iceberg", which triggered a sales frenzy, so I was...
(I hate copywriters the most, I cover my face...)