Why does the Bamboo Horse type always lose to the Heavenly Falling type?
Nonsense! I still don't believe in this evil!
I have walked with you to and from school for twelve years, helped you write your homework for six years, taken notes for three years, driven late at night for two years, and masturbated for five years... Well, in short, I have been guarding you for so many years without wanting to eat it. I didn't keep it for others!