Thanks to Ah Mian for drawing the cover, and thanks to my Tong Yangshou for making the cover for me.
Contents of this article: A cheap young man yawned and was hit by a so-called "missile in the air" called bird poop. His miserable history of misfortune began from then on.
Short excerpt:
It turns out that what he swallowed was not bird poop but phoenix eggs! What a high-end thing! That piece of bird droppings has such a powerful background~! ——Chen Buping sighed.
How can it be that the eggs of mythical beasts are just a piece of bird shit, and can be swallowed and digested by just opening one's mouth to the sky? This is even more nonsense than a third-rate ghost story to trick children into sleeping.
After the phoenix egg and bird droppings are as red as the crown of a crane, there is still an explanation that some bastard needs to be raped to detoxify and survive. Tmd is completely deceptive and deceptive nonsense!
I thought he hadn't seen Pu Songling's "Liao Zhai"~! The ghosts are the most out.
Those who have watched the TV series "Journey to the West" and "Liao Zhai" probably know that once the so-called monster transforms into a beautiful girl, the scholar will be unlucky. Either he will be tricked into marrying the ghost, or his soul will be sucked away or his heart will be ripped out during sex (except for Tang Monk, a rich and handsome man riding a white horse).
By the way, there are so many scholars now, why should I choose him? If I choose him, I will accept it. At least he can co-write a story about an unresolved love affair or a ghost story. Damn, the beautiful girl is useless.
In fact, the content is just one sentence:
A series of sad stories happened after a cheap young man swallowed bird poop.
Note: The Lord accepts the text, and those who are thunderous will take a detour. Relaxation is the main focus, comedy is secondary.
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