Her back was straighter than a coffin board, and she was actually wearing black clothes to propose marriage! His face is like an unwatered crop field, his eyebrows are as thick as black coal, his nose is as straight as a northern barbarian, and his lips are tighter than those river clams. Humph, the flat table has no curvature when viewed horizontally, and the door panel is missing a frame when viewed vertically. In short, it just doesn't please the eyes!