1. A certain attacker glanced at a certain shou calmly, "What? Do you want to be captured by me?"
A certain subject nodded, "Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!"
A certain attacker reached out and pinched a certain shou's face, "Say something nice and I'll think about it."
A certain shou rolled his eyes, grabbed the corner of a certain Gong's clothes, and opened a pair of cute rabbit eyes, "Sir, why don't you bring a little shou?" Then he said softly, "I can also warm the bed and look after the house~"
2. A certain person's face turned red and white when being teased, and he fumed at the calm person next to him, "Yan Moqing! You don't care if your wife is being teased!"
3. "Mom! I'm in love!" A certain boy shouted to his mother when he came home.
"Oh." My mother calmly ate snacks and hugged the computer, "Age?"
"Two... Twenty-three."
"Looks like?"
"Excellent!" Confident face.
"Education?"
"Graduate student from University A."
"Gender?"
"... Mom!"
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