Little eunuch: Your Majesty, something bad has happened. The Queen and Concubine Li are fighting.
A certain evil emperor: Go, take my deer-cutting knife and tell them that if they dare to cause trouble in my harem, they can use it from the palace.
A woman's harem fights are all about scheming, but a man's harem is all about fists and kicks. Therefore, it is much easier to deal with the fighting and killing in a man's harem than it is to deal with a woman's treacherous intentions.
After a certain narcissism: Your Majesty, have you improved a lot in your bed skills?
A certain hot guy: Go to hell, can you be any meaner?
A certain concubine: Your Majesty, do you think this child is ours?
A certain gentle emperor: My beloved, you should ask about sperm or DNA, not me.
A certain talented concubine: (Looking up to the sky and screaming) There is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother looking for it secretly in the palace...
A certain man got angry and punched Guandi, and activated the Hedong Lion's Roar Kung Fu: "Boy, you actually want to find a mistress outside?" Do you want to die or don't want to live?
A certain general's concubine: (Take off your battle robe and get on the dragon bed) Your Majesty,... Can you be gentler?
A certain shy emperor: Well... My beloved concubine, everything is up to you...
A certain miraculous doctor's concubine: Congratulations to the Emperor, congratulations to the Emperor, you are very happy...
A certain sad emperor: Ah, isn't it? She's pregnant again? Come on, come on, dear concubines, hurry up and claim it, first come, first served, don't tell those who arrive last, I won't pass on the family lineage to you! !
Certain……