Damn it! Shouldn't I travel in Liangshan Scenic Area? How could you end up in such a place where no one can poop? Also, why do some people tell me that he is Hua Rong? Wait... He's pretty handsome, but why does he have to put on a poker face!
What? Are you really Shi Jin? Then show me the nine dragons on your body... Ah, I'm not teasing you!
Huh? Have I traveled through time? Am I in the Northern Song Dynasty now? Then can I see Zhang Shun?
Allie? Why did I faint? Why do those strange people say I am Qiongying when they see me? It's so weird, that handsome guy said I was his wife…just kidding! Why do I fly stones?
... We need to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Liangshan, hehe, and the beautiful men of Liangshan!
We want to build the first harem in Liangshan!