Copywriting for the convulsive version:
[——Sister, what were you doing with those two rice dumplings just now? Wang Yuebanzi, who was out of breath after being chased by Zongzi, finally had a chance to ask questions.
--This. Xia Li very calmly raised the two decks of playing cards in his hand.
--What? ] The innocent comrades who were watching were puzzled.
[——I'm fighting landlords with them. ] Xia Li said as he raised the bag in his other hand, and a 'Dingling' sound came from it [These are some gadgets they lost to me.
[——Then why were they chasing us just now? Wang Yuebanzi pulled away the black thread and continued to ask
[——Ah, you guys dragged me away before I even finished dealing the cards. Of course they are going to chase me. Two-for-one poker is not easy to play. Xia Li waved a deck of playing cards that was obviously missing, with very contemptuous eyes.
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Slightly normal version of the copy:
"My name is Lou, you can also call me Xia Li, not Xia Li! ... Um, ah, is it a profession? Digging ancestral graves full-time? Well, professionalism means digging upside down."
"What, you ask me why I know your third uncle?"
"It's very simple. When he fell down, I ran out covered in red and white."
"What, you ask what is red and white?"
"... It's probably brains and blood, right? It seems like it also comes with an eyeball?"
"Oh, how old was I at that time?"
"Who knows. I came out of 'school'."
[Some of the settings in this article adopt the world view of Haruka Sakugata's pseudo-Haruna personality, 'FSW classmate'. For details, please Baidu Pseudo Spring Cai. Because Xia Li came out of 'school'.