This is an ordinary day:
Yi Xing suddenly asked Xia Qiao: "Which one do you like more, me or your senior brother?"
Xia Qiao was squinting in the sun, "Of course..."
Yi Xing interrupted and said, "Who seems to have said that he would give his body to me as a promise? Does this promise of his body mean that he will sell himself as a maid?"
Xia Qiao compromised: "Of course I like you more."
Another day:
Yi Xing was waving his spoon, stir-frying the braised pork, and asked: "Which one do you like more, me or your master?"
Xia Qiao sniffed around the dishes on the table and said without turning her head, "Of course it's Master."
Yi Xing turned around and said, "Last night, I met an eminent monk. He asserted that our family would be in danger and we would need to be vegetarian for three years..."
Xia Qiao was spineless: "I like Master more and I love you the most!"
Another day:
Yi Xing asked: "Me and Arnold, which one do you like more?"
Xia Qiao was angry: "Are you going to go so far?!"
Yi Xing held his chin and said calmly: "I really want a daughter, but Arnold is such a hindrance. Let's send him to become a monk in Shaolin Temple..."
Xia Qiao lifted the table: "Tiger poison doesn't even eat its seeds! You... Um..."
Before he could finish his words, he was knocked down.
Conception:
