Festival Special Topic 1
December 24, 2012.
The blind man said it seven times last night, and the mute said angrily, "Tonight, you sleep on the sofa."
The blind man smiled mysteriously, "Little guy, Santa Claus will come to deliver gifts on Christmas."
The little brother ignored him, turned around and left, locked the door and went to bed.
Two o'clock in the morning.
When the little brother saw someone sneaking around on the bedside, he asked, "Who are you?"
The blind man was frightened and pretended to be calm, "I am... Santa Claus."
Brother: "Where's the gift?"
Blind man: "Myself."
One minute, two minutes, three minutes... Ten minutes later.
"Okay, seven times a night tonight."
Hei Ye is happy——
The mute added: "I'll go up and you go down."
Blind man: o_O???
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Festival Special Topic 2
September 30, 2012.
The blind man and the mute are eating moon cakes.
Blind man: "Baby, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival."
Mute: "Yeah."
Blind man: "Should we... Let the second child get together too?"
The mute glanced at him inexplicably, "Do you have a younger brother?"
Blind man: "Nonsense! You don't have one!?"
The mute raised his head in deep thought, then said, "I don't remember."
"How old is your brother?"
"F*ck!" The blind man was furious, grabbing the mute by the collar and shaking it, "Zhang Qiling, tell me the truth! What kind of Chinese/girly girl were you thinking about when you were doing this with me, and you don't even know how old my brother is!??"
When the unicorn smiles, the king of hell will take a detour; when the blind man smiles, the unicorn will be free from worries for a hundred years.
The powerful team up to fight against each other in the royal family. Cold CP, don't spray if you don't like it.
Naturally stupid/naturally black and mute, a cheap and shameless blind man.