"Shu Xiaotong! If you marry that man, don't come back!"
"Teacher, please don't be so unreasonable! I said I would come back after getting married, having children, and completing my social obligations!"
"You just allow that old fat man to touch you!? He looks like he's sixty years old!"
"Idiot, he has a disability, artificial insemination!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay! You're getting married, right? I'm going too!"
"What?!"
When will the wedding be announced?