Introduction to the literary version:
"The mountains are poor and the water is vast, the sky and the earth are silent, and the geese leave traces wherever they return.
The sun shines on the incense burner, the brocade lanterns are first lit, and the wine and wine pass by.
Say to others: A white horse traveling lightly is a sign of Wuling's young age.
The smoke and clouds of Wushan and the scenery of the past have no origin. "
Funny version introduction:
"What's your name?"
"My name is Jia Chunhua."
"What about her...?"
"My young lady's name is Zhen Qiuyue."
"Yes. I plan to marry your lady."
"Ah?! This is absolutely impossible. Miss, she... Miss, she..."
Raising an eyebrow "What's wrong with her?"
"It's... Engaged."
"Well... This is really tricky."
"That's right, that's right!"
"Then... I'll marry you."
"Ah?!"