※Before marriage, Civil Affairs Bureau※
She took out 30 yuan from her bag and handed it to him: "The total cost of the photo plus the cost of the marriage certificate is 60 yuan, half for each of us."
He smiled in relief: "No, I'll ask you."
She had no choice but to put the money away and said calmly: "Oh, thanks, I'll treat you next time."
But he smiled knowingly: "I don't want us to come here again next time."
※After marriage, new home※
"Honey, let's fall in love!" He suggested.
"How do you plan to fall in love?" She asked.
"Of course, make love in bed." He replied.
"Then can I change the bed first?" She asked again.
"Okay." He replied.
"Then can I change you too?"
"This is the only one that's not allowed!"
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