The history of the counterattack and development of the most adorable girl in history, the Devil BT BT
Mei Xiaohua said: "My wish for this Spring Festival is to kill the master one day, wipe out the master's sect, and become the new owner of Peach Blossom Island."
Huang Yaoshi gently hugged the soft little plum blossom into his arms, with a smile filled with deep peach blossoms in the corners of his eyes: "You can teach me."
Mei Xiaohua added: "I want to practice the Nine Yin Manual and the Heart-Destroying Palm, kill people like hemp, play with people's lives in my hands, destroy the Central Plains, and unify the country."
Huang Yaoshi buried his head in Mei Xiaohua's neck and said in a muffled voice: "There is a big hemorrhoid in my chest." (Can anyone explain to me why it is this hemorrhoid?)
Mei Xiaohua finally said: "I want to kill Ouyang Feng before he kills me, and replace him with Xifeng. Hu Yishou will be very happy."
Huang Yaoshi untied his clothes, nibbled on the plum blossoms, and murmured.
Mei Xiaohua couldn't bear it anymore and lifted the table, "You're such a weakling, let me see if I don't pounce on you!"
Warning [Beep]: He is weak and has the physique of a ghost, so he should not be knocked down. He may be life-threatening at any time. Please be careful in your strategy to avoid a bloody disaster.
Attributes of the heroine: Second grade, complaining, blackening. Unparalleled magical skills: god-level complaining, no moral integrity in the later period, blackening.
Attributes of the male protagonist: ghost, arrogance, trembling. Unparalleled magical skills: I am hurt, I am very hurt, eyes, I am hurt, I am very hurt, back view
Attributes of this article: cultivation system, micro-farming, casual skills, strong X-flow (???)