On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, in a place surrounded by clouds and fog.
God said: "Be good, come and lie down."
Someone was struggling desperately: "No, either I will be the one on top, or I won't do it!"
God smiled slightly and said with a teasing expression: "Are you acting coquettishly to me?"
Someone was furious: "Who is acting coquettishly? If I say no, I won't!"
The god said in a deep voice: "Be good, stop making trouble, come here and lie down." After a slight pause, he said, "Obey, this is an oracle."
. . . . . . . . . .