When a pick-up artist encounters an expert at picking up men
Kamijou Touma: "I just call you Touma, I don't want to be a mother!"
Uzumaki Naruto: "Touma, what are you talking about?" 0 0
Kamijou Touma: "Ahem, I was just thinking about what to eat tonight."
Uzumaki Naruto: "Ramen!"
Kamijou Touma: "Okay, let's add two portions of barbecued pork, right?" [Turns around and goes into the kitchen]
This is a story about Kamijou Touma taking Naruto Uzumaki around and leading the protagonist team to kill everyone.
Details are as follows:
Madara: "The Ten-Tails is ours!"
Nura Rikuo: "Come on Kamijou! Use the same hands that make you look bad to slap his face!"
Kamijou Touma: "... That's called the Huge Fantasy!"
Kurosaki Ichigo: "Actually, I think it's okay. That name, don't you think so, Naruto?"
Uzumaki Naruto: "I think so too!"
"... I'll slap your bear face on you, you bastard Naruto, you must finish your vegetables when I come back!"